June 2011
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OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Potter...
November 2010
4 posts
OMGFacts: Staring at women’s breasts can lengthen... →
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Staring at women’s breasts can lengthen a man’s life expectancy. Staring a woman’s “assets” is known amongst all men as causing good sensations, but a recent study claims that it actually improves your overall health. The author of the study, Dr. Karen Weatherby, claims that “just 10…
WHAT?!
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A woman has a waist that is about as wide as a jar of mayonnaise. Cathie Jung of Old Mystic, Connecticut has a waist that is only 15 inches wide! Her strange body type stems from the fact that she has worn corsets every days for over 12 years. She claims now to wear corsets 24 hours a day and boasts a collection of over 100 varieties! She’s not a naturally small person...
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October 2010
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September 2010
12 posts
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The only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable is ‘W.’ W has three syllables (“duh-bull-you”). Therefore, when you begin a web url with “www,” you are actually saying nine syllables when “world wide web” would only be three! So much for abbreviations, eh?
This speech was delivered by a fellow La Sallian...
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This guy’s amazing. Read, read, read the frakking speech, it basically screams “DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO GIVE UP” in your face.
Ngayong araw na ito, sa ating pagtatapos, mayroon akong dalang Transcript of Record. Ang estudyanteng may-ari ng transcript na ito ay nag-aral sa De La Salle University. Sa unibersidad na ito, kapag ikaw ay...
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Imaginary World
Minsan na isip nyo na ba kung totoo ang mga nangyayari sa buhay natin?
Bata pa lang ako, nagtatanong na ako sa sarili ko kung totoo nga ba ang mundo. Kung totoo ba ang pamilya ko, ang mga matatalik kong kaibigan, mga makukulit na kaklase, mga kakilala, mga nakikita sa paligid, ang mga halaman, mga upuan, ang silid-aralan, ang masungit na guro. O isa lamang mahabang panaginip ang lahat. Kung ang...
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The largest animal in the world, the blue whale, also has the largest penis. A blue whale’s member can reach a length of up to 8 feet! That’s taller than a professional basketball player! Also, a blue whale’s heart is the size of a car, and each of its lungs is the size of a bathtub. Their mouths can hold 100 people inside, and they eat 4 tons of fish every day...
Response of President Aquino to a Citizen's note...
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Letter of His Excellency BENIGNO S. AQUINO III President of the Philippines
In response to the Facebook note, “Mr. President, Something In You Has To Die”
Hello, Reyn. This is your President.
First of all, thank you for your note on Facebook. Such insights from concerned citizens are vital in a maturing democracy such as ours, where all avenues and technologies should be...
omgfactsofficial:
The longest full name ever is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Jack Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft, Sr. Adolph Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft, Sr. was born in 1904 near Hamburg, Germany. (Sources: 1, 2)
Malacañang declares Sept 10 as non-working holiday →
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Malacañang has declared September 10 a non-working holiday to give way for the celebration for the end of the Muslims’ holy month of fasting, the Ramadan.
August 2010
8 posts
The very first 3D full-length animation film of... →
weee? hindi nga? :D
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Ambient Media and Star Cinema’s official entry to the 2010 Metro Manila Film Festival! 3D ! Yes 3D ! First ever from Philippine Cinema. Visit the site.
July 2010
17 posts
Ten Thousand Things: Shooting the breeze with... →
Posted on July 28, 2010 by jimparedes
HUMMING IN MY UNIVERSE By Jim Paredes (philstar.com) Updated July 28, 2010 12:00 AM
I met President Noy a few times when he was still a candidate and I must admit I was not an instant convert. The first few times I saw him live and on TV,…
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Tagalog Jokes. Potentially corny, bastos, or...
Funny. Funny. Funny.
HAHAHAHAHA. XD
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From Jorik, my friend. Must have got it from The Morning Rush with Chico and Delamar on Monster Radio RX 93.1
Curt Smith – Anong sabi ng laway sa sperm? “Anong ginagawa mo dito?”
Rovivrus Nobag – Kung ang tagalog ng HOUSE ay BAHAY, ang tagalog ng HOME ay TAHANAN, ano sa tagalog ang MOTEL? Sagot: TIRAHAN!
Ella Joy –...
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Plans.
Magplano ka na! Parati ka na lang sumusunod sa kung ano ang inihain sayo. Kung ano ang ini-aalok sayo na trabaho kinukuha mo agad. Hindi mo man lang ini-isip kung magiging masaya ka ba sa gagawin mo. Mag-isip ka. Akala ko ba matalino ka? Tama yung kaibigan mo nung sinabi nya sayo na hindi ka marunong tumanggi! Bobo ka ata eh! :P Ano ba talaga ang gusto mong mangyari sa buhay mo?
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